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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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