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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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