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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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