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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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