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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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