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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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