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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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