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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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