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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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