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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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