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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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