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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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