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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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