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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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