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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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