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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

1848

Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

1868

What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

1720

When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

1582

How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

1934

What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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