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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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