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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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