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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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