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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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