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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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