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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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