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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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