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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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