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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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