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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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