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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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