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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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