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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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