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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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