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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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