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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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