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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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