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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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