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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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