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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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