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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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