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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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