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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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