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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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