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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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