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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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