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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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