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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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