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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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