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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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