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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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