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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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