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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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