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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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