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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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