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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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