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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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