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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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