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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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