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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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