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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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