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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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