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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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