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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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