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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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C to shining C

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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