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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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