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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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