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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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