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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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