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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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