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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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