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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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