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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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