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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Rock and roll.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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