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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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