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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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