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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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