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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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