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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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