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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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