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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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