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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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