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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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