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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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